December 2008
35 posts
Boners Trump All
The Afghan chieftain looked older than his 60-odd years, and his bearded face bore the creases of a man burdened with duties as tribal patriarch and husband to four younger women. His visitor, a CIA officer, saw an opportunity, and reached into his bag for a small gift.
Four blue pills. Viagra.
“Take one of these. You’ll love it,” the officer said. Compliments of Uncle Sam.
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“You’ll accomplish more later if you have a little fun this weekend.”
– New best fortune cookie ever.
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It's not TV, it's TBS
Not having cable but still seeing a few choice shows (through dvd or downloading) has been great on many levels; less time wasted to crap television, no commercials, less money spent on something that wastes my time. But if there’s been one telivised ritual that I’ve definitely missed, it’s watching (or more likely having on in the background) whatever random movie happens to be...
“First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win.”
— Ghandi (via glass)
“I say we stomp him, then we tattoo him, then we hang him, and then we kill him.”
- Pee-wee’s Big Adventure (via my dumb ass)
Lover Boy - Turn Me Loose
It just keeps getting better.
“Part of what we want to do is to open up the White House and remind people this is the people’s house,” Obama told NBC’s Tom Brokaw during a “Meet the Press” interview taped Saturday in Chicago.
The president-elect said his administration is interested in “elevating science once again, and having lectures in the White House where people are talking...
Teriyaki Boys - Tokyo Drift
twitter.com/treemeat →
I’m still not sure where Twitter is supposed to fall in my blogging/tumblring/photo-flickring/facebooked/online presence, and didn’t get it at first, but I have seemed to fill it up with a lot of stupid shit.
